NPCP: Clean XJ, almost too clean

Kinja'd!!! "AlmostJalop" (almostjalop)
10/15/2014 at 16:26 • Filed to: XJ

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Low miles, clean exterior and interior, and a stupidly low price. What gives? I'd totally buy this as my first car.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:28

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V6? You don't say...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:29

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Looks a little dirty on the interior, but otherwise it looks like a pretty clean car.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:29

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Salvage title?

Flood car?

demonic possession? \m/


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:30

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V.....6

Man alive.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:32

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What's with the "P" in "JEEP" on the rear being all offset weird?

Maybe I'm too suspicious.


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > HammerheadFistpunch
10/15/2014 at 16:33

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Yeah, you wouldn't believe how many "v6" BMW's I've seen... AT DEALERSHIPS.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:34

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Also, who knew the (Jaguar) XJ has such a freaking awesome interior!? Just found this out now.

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Kinja'd!!! area man > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:34

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Those spelling ERORS are suspect. I bet it was flooded.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:34

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BRUH I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR IT IT'S EVEN CLOSE TO ME

But really, that's stupid low miles for an XJ. 4.0L engine, 5-speed and 4WD is probably the best combo you could want. They're dead-simple to work on too. Expect low-to-mid 20s for highway MPG. They're great cars.


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:34

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I guess people just aren't clamoring for them? Says he's willing to "sale" now so hop on it!


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > Alfalfa
10/15/2014 at 16:35

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I've seen much worse

"Twin turbo V6 BMW coupe!" -335i convertible at a toyota dealership


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > MIATAAAA
10/15/2014 at 16:36

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depreciation is a great thing, hop on autotrader and you'll find a nice surprise. I love that interior in brown. The class!


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > jkm7680
10/15/2014 at 16:37

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Yeah at least it isn't all torn up like most other XJ's.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:39

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So, my suggestion is buy it.

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Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > Party-vi
10/15/2014 at 16:40

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buy it!! I've only been working for the past one and a half-ish months so I only have ~$700 cash. Parents are willing to match whatever I make, but I'm still short :(

I have a weird attraction to the XJ. I like to think of it as the E36 of SUV's (can be had RWD, Inline 6, manual).


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > LappingLuke
10/15/2014 at 16:40

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Hey hey hey, it was female driven. She* is willing to sale now.


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > jkm7680
10/15/2014 at 16:41

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I'm lacking of funds at the moment! If I can convince my dad to give me an "advance" I may be able to buy it.


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:44

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Okay now I really don't know why it's in such good shape!


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > LappingLuke
10/15/2014 at 16:46

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Haha I love how people use that in ads as if it really makes a difference.

"Fully track prepped miata on slicks! Will need new tires soon! Not street legal! Full cage! Female driven, never tracked!"


Kinja'd!!! JBurd67 > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:48

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V6...

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On a serious note, I'd look into it further and double check everything, but besides that, it's beautiful. NP provided everything checks out


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 16:52

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I'd love to but we're full up on cars at the moment ('49 Jeep, '02 BMW, '05 Pilot, '11 Insight). I've got a '49 Ford coming sometime in the near future as well.

If I were going to get an XJ it would need to be a 1990 or earlier with the 4.0L and manual, because I have a 4.6L stroker motor sitting at my parents house waiting for something to install it in.


Kinja'd!!! cabarne4 > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 17:58

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This is literally exactly the XJ I want... Straight 6, 5 speed, 4x4, facelifted. It's almost impossible to find the facelifted ones with all the rest checked off, and I just don't like the interiors of the pre-facelift XJs.

Unfortunately when I read things like "ONE FEMAL OWNER" and "WILL SALE NOW", I turn the other way.


Kinja'd!!! AlmostJalop > cabarne4
10/15/2014 at 18:38

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Haha yeah, this is a gem, but anyone who would keep their XJ in such good shape would at least know its an I6 and not a V6.


Kinja'd!!! cabarne4 > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 18:49

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Not necessarily, could just be your average FEMAL OWNER.

Seriously though, doesn't always have to be the case. There's plenty of cars driven by elderly people which rarely get driven, are kept cleaned and serviced, and yet the owner has no idea what they've actually bought. You can care about your car as a posession (keeping it cleaned and maintained) without really caring about your car as a car.

Just think about all the leased BMWs and Mercs — they rent them for the status, and keep it clean to match the image — but could care less what all the letters and numbers on the back mean.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > AlmostJalop
10/15/2014 at 19:22

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CRAP If I had more cash on hand I'd be buying this ASAP. Really want one as Winter transport and for adventures. Damn that is clean.


Kinja'd!!! JBurd67 > AlmostJalop
10/16/2014 at 01:06

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Doesn't everyone have a weird attraction to XJs? I just got one and absolutely love it. It's just so... perfect. Mine's not a manual, but I'd rather it be auto for winter and mud in 4wd. That manual AX15 transmission, though, is one of the absolute best ones you can get. Either way: if everyone has a weird attraction, doesn't that make it not weird?

I say people are weird if they don't like it!